Roxy’s Nine things You Need to Know About Werewolves
1 A werewolf is a person who turns into a scary monster on the night of the full moon and then howls so loudly it gives you eerie ache!
2 Werewolves are the kind of monster that never stick around. I guess you could say that they’re
hair today and gone tomorrow.
3 Oh, and do NOT grab a werewolf by its tail because it might be the werewolf’s tail but it’ll definitely be the end of you!
4 Also never try and outwit a werewolf because werewolves are really smart. Ask them a
question and they’ll always give you a snappy answer!
5 Right, now everyone knows that werewolves are constantly hungry, but if you see a werewolf
eating garlic don’t panic because its breath will be way worse than its bite!
6 OK, you probably don’t want to meet a werewolf at all so the best place to avoid them is in
a flea market. This is because no werewolf is itching to go there so they’ve scratched
them off their list.
7 But if you do come face-to-face with a werewolf when you’re out in the woods it’s fine because
all you have to do is throw a stick and shout “fetch”.
8 And here’s another thing. If you’re trapped by a werewolf and you don’t have a silver bullet
handy, threaten to throw a bucket of water over it and it’ll back off because werewolves really
hate water. Well, can you imagine just how long it takes them to dry their hair??!!
9 Hey, one final thing. Emma’s pet Chew Barker used to be a werewolf, but he’s all right